i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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