i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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