It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
We had to coat check the pizza.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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