That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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