Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
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