Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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