Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
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