HIV tests are more positive than that guy
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Randomize
