i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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