so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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