So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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