dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Randomize
