oh god the rape fog is back!
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
ugly people sure do ruin things
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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