my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Randomize
