At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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