did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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