How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Randomize