Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
Randomize