What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
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