Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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