I wannas sexs uuuuu
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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