Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
either way he was missing a nipple.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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