HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
