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tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I FOUND THE LEGS
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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