there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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