He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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