We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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