you're like a bully in the Christmas story
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
You were trust falling into bushes
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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