I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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