So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I see more hoeing in ur future
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