only if we run a train.
done.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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