dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
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