Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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