you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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