Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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