Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
You were trust falling into bushes
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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