Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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