Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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