Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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