dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
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