It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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