Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
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