i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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