If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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