She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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