i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
