Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
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