Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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