So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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