we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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