Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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