About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
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