How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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