Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
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